I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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