belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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