Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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