first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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