never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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