YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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