Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
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He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
tell me about the eggs
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