You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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