Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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