You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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