he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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