My nipple is on Facebook.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Randomize