Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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