question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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