Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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