Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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