you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
My liver just had a heart attack.
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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