The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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