I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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