I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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