Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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