Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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