Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
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I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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