Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Are my feet made of real feet?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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