she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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