just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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