found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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