In the future we'll all be gay
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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