What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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