one might say we're banned from that church
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
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Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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