Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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