I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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