bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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