What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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