im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
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She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Those nachos came to me in a dream
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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