thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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