I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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