weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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