His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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