she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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