Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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