When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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