The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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