what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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