so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
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some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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