He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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