That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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