he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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