Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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