I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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